So, I decided to finally watch the
Doom Movie. And since I really loved the games (Doom and Doom II) I expected the movie to be cool in some way. At least a bit. Turns out I was absolutely wrong.
I mean, in the beginning it's like in every stupid action movie, too dim narrow hallways, insane creatures coming from above or below, flashlights failing in the wrong moment; as usual. I can watch those movies. But about halfway through the movie, when the action is in full progress, soldiers are in groups of two searching the area, one dude seriously needs to -
shit. He needs to shit! Holy crap! He abandons his colleague and goes to the toilet. Seriously, to the fucking toilet! Now how stupid is this?? I'm sorry, but this is just plain stupid and utter ridiculous.
I actually stopped watching the movie in the middle just to write this down. And it gets not a tiny bit better: Easily one of the
worst movies ever. Don't bother watching.
Ray: Having the same problem. Very frustrating. Luckily, for some reason my released version worked on the iPad itself, but now I can't get it to run in the simulator. Getting no such table, which I'm guessing is an initialization error. Will continue to investigate.